DR.TASTY and THE HEADSLAPS

ONCE UPON A TIME DR.TASTY WAS IN A PAWN SHOP PAYING THE INTEREST TO KEEP SOMETHING IN THERE FOR A WHILE LONGER.....HE SEEN A JACKSON KELLY GUITAR AND JUST HAD TO HAVE IT....EVEN THOUGH HE HATED PLAYING GUITAR BECAUSE OF THE SILLY LITTLE STRINGS AND TIGHT SPACING....BUT HE BOUGHT IT....BUT THE THING HAD A STUPID FLOATING BRIDGE AND WHAMMY BAR WHICH HAD TO BE REMOVED....SO HE GOT A BLOCK PUT IN SO THE BRIDGE WOULD STAY PUT AND NOT CAUSE HIM A PAIN IN THE ASS....SO WHEN THIS WAS DONE HE GOT AS BIG OF GAUGE STRINGS AS HE COULD FOR STANDARD TUNING....NOW WITH THE THICKER TIGHTER STRINGS THIS GUITAR WASNT SO ANNOYING TO PLAY.....PLUS JACKSON KELLYS LOOK KILLER...HE DECIDED HE WANTED TO WRITE A HARDCORE PUNK/THRASH MASTERPIECE.....SO THEN HE WROTE SOME SONGS.....AND STUFF LIKE THAT....
JUST YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!